Easter Egg Hunt

Saturday we took the grandkids to the Nisswa American Legion Easter egg hunt. I think they all had fun (with the exception of Kyle, whom must being getting too old for this kind of thing. He was a very crabby and unhappy kid). After the egg hunt we went to Pizza Hut. That place will never be the same.
Kaleb didn't want his photo taken, so he hid behind this giant tree.
Kiehra was a good egg hunter. And yes, that is snow on the ground.
Kaylee and Lindsey pose for their picture.
Kaylee really liked the Easter bunny.

NCAA Hockey Update

Last night was really disappointing when Miami (Ohio) beat Bemidji 4 to 1. Game over. So tomorrow night the NCAA Hockey Championship game will be between Boston and Miami at 6pm CDT.

Going to Talladega!

My friend and co-worker, Jerry Katz, won infield camping and race tickets at the Talladega races the weekend of April 25/26th. Jerry's been promising me Talladega for years and years now. So he's finally living up to it. He's letting me come along. Happy Birthday to me. I'm stoked. Talladega baby! Super Speedway! Restrictor plates. Big wrecks. Bigger parties. Go Jeff Go. Roundy round. Yippy.

Bob at Work

Here's a photo of Bob going to work. Hmmmm, my heavy artillery (pencil and paper) is looking pretty silly. I shan't bitch about my job anymore.

Gordon Finally Wins One

Yesterday Jeff Gordon ended his 47 winless streak. It was also his first ever win at Texas Motor Speedway. Jeff is leading in points.

Eddie's Equipped with Direct TV

Yesterday Eddie (the motorhome) got equipped with satellite TV. Now no matter where I'm at on this planet I won't miss a minute of racing, hockey, football, bull riding, boxing, cricket, soccer, dog sledding, Olympic snowshoeing, an episode of the Golden Girls, Girls Next Door, Girls Gone Wild, Survivor, Idol, Leno, Laugh-in, Ax Men, Cops, Good Eats, Dirty Jobs, Bill O'Rielly, Sex in the City or the 10 Minute Abs infomercial. Break out the Cheetos.

Good Grief Already. Enough Snow!

I took this photo this morning. I have no idea how much snow we've gotten but I know I'm getting pretty sick of it. This has been the longest winter I can ever remember. Enough already.

Bemidji State Advances to NCAA Frozen Four

Who would of thunk it? North Dakota and Minnesota Duluth were both knocked out but little 'ol Bemidji Beavers marched on.

Courtesy of Western Michigan:

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- Tyler Scoefield netted to goals to propel Bemidji State over Cornell 4-1 Sunday night at Van Andel arena to advance to its first ever appearance at the Frozen Four, becoming the first ever No. 16 seeded team in NCAA history to do so.

Bemidji State now advances to face Miami on Thursday, April 9, at the semifinals of the Frozen Four in Washington D.C.

Professional Bull Riding

A couple months, ago bored out of our minds (long long winter), Makita and myself found ourselves watching Professional Bull Riding. We can't stop watching. These cowboys are unbelievable. They are nuts (and have huge one). Well like every other sport, we picked our favorites. Makita jump right in and choose Guilherme Marchi and Renato Nunes, both from Brazil. Marchi is currently in 2nd place in the Built Ford Tough series. Nunes is in 6th. In typical Kimkay fashion, the kid I was pulling for, Ryan Dirteater (yes that's really his name), had a serious injury (broke his femur) last weekend and is out for the year. My other cowboy, Austin Meier is in 8th place. So I'm on the lookout for another cowboy to wreck. Here's a clip from Ryan's accident.

Mackey Wins 2009 Iditarod

All the mushers that are going to finish the Iditarod this year have completed the race to Nome. Yesterday afternoon the 52nd team crossed the finish line. 15 teams had already dropped out.

Last week, on March 18th, Lance Mackey finished first for his third consecutive win. He matches only two others to win three in a row, Susan Butcher (1986, 1987 & 1988) and Doug Swingley (1999, 2000 & 2001). As a matter of fact there's only been 7 mushers to win multiple races. Rick Swenson holds the record for the most wins at 5. One multiple winner, Martin Buser, who's won four times, also holds the record of the fastest finish ever in 2002 (8 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes, 2 seconds). My brother Bob actually went to Alaska years ago and lived and worked with Martin and his dogs.

Here's a photo of me and Brad in Alaska in 2007 posing at the end of Martin's driveway. We were excited to find the Buser Kennels. We went up to the kennel's and spoke with Martin briefly. He didn't have much time to talk, he was cleaning up dog crap. Lots and lots of dog crap.

Big Blizzard

Lorrie, Brad and family are snowed in up on Casper Mountain. Yesterday they received three feet of snow up there. Winds were reported at up to 50 miles an hour. That's about 5 miles an hour higher than normal (LOL). The news was saying that Casper was shut down yesterday. I think they're starting to get the snow cleaned up now except the road up the mountain is still closed.

Busy Weekend

Saturday we went out to Dick's and helped gather sap. Makita had never seen the operation. It was fairly warm out and the sap was running.

Sunday we worked in Club Ed (motorhome). It's getting cleaned up, stocked and ready to roll. And of course we had the race on while working in there. I tried rooting for Kyle Busch because I hate him and it seems like everyone I root for loses. Well the mo-foe won the race. So that back fired severely.

Now the weather has turned to crap. It's raining and they're predicting snow and ice for the next few days.

Check out the NCAA Hockey update over on the left hand column of this blog. I was very pleased to see Bemidji there! I hate to cheer for them though. It may jinks them. Fighting Sioux is still in it and of course Duluth, who played superior hockey this past weekend is advancing to the NCAA playoffs.

Sure Bet

You want a sure bet? You would be very safe to bet against anyone I'm rooting for. Tuesday night while I was at the Xcel Energy Center I was cheering on the Av's and they lost to the Wild in a shootout (awesome game). Then of course last night Minnesota Gophers (both hockey and basketball) lost huge. The Texas Longhorns knocked the Gophers out of the NCAA Basketball tournaments and Minnesota Duluth knocked the Gophers out of the WCHA playoff's. It's doubtful that the Gopher Hockey team will make it to the NCAA tournaments.

St. Patricks Day in St. Paul

Holy Irishman, the people sure came out for the St. Paul St. Patrick's Day Parade. The weather was great.

You can't have an Irish parade without bagpipes!







I found me a leprechaun! Wow have they've grown.

The parties around the city were awesome. It was very easy to get into some Guinness or some Jameson. We found ourselves at a couple different pubs partaking.

Lorrie re-learns to eat and wipe

Here's Lorrie's Arm Candy. She had her tendons reattached in her right elbow last week. She's currently re-learning to eat and wipe with her left hand. My understanding is that Brad has not signed up to help with either. I love her spirit of St. Patrick's Day though!

Thursday Update

Tonight the AVs host the Wild. The Wild is fighting for a playoff spot, so expect them to come on strong. Plus there's hardly a worse team in the NHL than Colorado right now. These teams will meet again next Tuesday. I'll be there I'll be rooting for the Avs but I won't get my hopes up to high.

Fellowship last night was at Black Bear. Mac and Moon were absent. We didn't stay for Karoke. We learned that Jen's mom slipped on some ice a couple days ago and broke her pelvis. She's in the hospital in Hallock probably for at least a week. Then I'm sure there'll be a lot of therepy.

Sister Lorrie got her elbow operated on yesterday. I believe she got some tendons reattached. I recall her saying they had to chip some bone away to get at where they needed to. Lovely.

Brother Bob is in Fredricksburg Virgina preparing for his mission in Afghanistan. He leaves the states on the 21st. I spoke with him on Tuesday and it sounded like they were working his butt off there. Physical tests, an interview with the State Department, 6 shots (three in each arm), a lot of shooting etc. Pooped me out talking to him.

WCHA Playoffs kick off this coming weekend. 2009 WCHA/MacNaughton Cup Champion North Dakota is No. 1 Tournament Seed; Five First Round Winners Will Advance to Red Baron WCHA Final Five, March 19-21 at Xcel Enery Center in St. Paul. The top five WCHA seeds host the bottom five seeds in a best-of-three series. Winners advance to the Final Five. After the first round, teams are re-seeded based on their regular-season records (points). The remaining No. 4 seed will host the No. 5 seed in a single-elimination play-in game. The winner advances to the semifinals. Semifinals and finals are single-elimination.


I don't think it gets any stupider than North Dakota playing Michigan in the first round of the WCHA playoffs. Give me a break. It would be like sending me out to play H O R S E with Magic Johnson. Freak'n stupid.

Best of three this weekend will look like this: North Dakota hosts Michigan, Wisconsin hosts Mankato, Colorado College will host Duluth, Gophers will host St. Cloud, Denver will host Alaska.

This and That

Jen, this is a lunker. Webster's definition: something large of its kind —used especially of a game fish. It's not a species. It's a noun.

Bobbi has had her trache removed and is out of the hospital but will remain in Denver for another 4 weeks to receive IV's each day.

Nikki the lab is now 23 lbs - up from 13 lbs 3 weeks ago.

Bob leaves this Saturday from Minneapolis at 10:30 am. He'll be going to Virgina for a couple weeks prior to leaving for Afghanistan.

Mom's finished her second week of chemo. I believe she's on a four week stint.

Lorrie went to Dallas and got food posioning or the flu. She should be coming home today. Hopefully she won't crap her pants on the plane.

The Iditarod starts this weekend.

The Colorado Avalanche are a huge disappointment.

There's a dot sale on wine this week at Westside Liquor (Ay Carumba).

Dad's getting ready to start tapping the maple trees for sap.

The Bachlor show was a huge waste of my life. I want those hours back. I hate Jason Whats-his-name. Asshole.

It's in the forties here today and it seems like a hundred. Love it.

Last night's Fellowship was at Sheps. Missing was Nick and Moon. Everyone else present and accounted for.

More of Mike's Work

Here's one of Mike's recent project. It's a pool table light. Not bad if I say so myself.

Jeff Gordon's is 1st in Points

After 3 races Jeff currently leads in points. Obviously there's a lot of racing to do yet, but this seems encouraging to us Gordon fans. This weekend the boys will be in Atlanta. I love that track! I love it better when I'm at it. We've got our tickets for Labor Day weekend.

Kyle Busch sucks.

Nakita's Growing Fast

Little Nikki is growing fast. Here she is resting with Maggie. This is a very rare occurrence. Nikii is very rambunctious and comes equipped with incredibly sharp teeth.

She also likes to eat shoes and if given the opportunity she'll bite and pull your hair out. Did I mention she has sharp teeth?

Bob's Blog

Brother Bob has started a blog. While he's gone to Afghanistan he's promised to keep us posted if he has internet service. He leaves Minnesota on March 7th.

You can find it at: www.bordencreek.blogspot.com

Aitkin County Pheasants Forever Banquet

Last Saturday was the Aitkin County Pheasants Forever Banquet. It looks more like a birthday party in this photo. But the balloons are actually a gun giveaway. You purchase a balloon and after they're all sold, you pop your balloon and there's a ticket inside. If your number matches the number drawn you win the gun.

Did you purchase a raffle ticket from me? Stay tuned for that wild ass story.

Ellie was also selling chances on a gun. She had a hundred squares she was selling for $10.00 each. I did not win.

Dave and I ran "Dave's Dice Game". We did pretty good I think. For $20.00 you got three chances to shake the dice and attempt to cover the clay pigeons. If you covered them all you went in for a drawing for a 12 gauge. If you didn't cover them you went in on a drawing for a 17 cal. rifle.


Good grief. What was Makita's job (besides drinking)? I believe he was the emcee.

Oh yeah....the raffle ticket story. So here it goes. I sold 10 raffle tickets. The total amount of tickets sold was a fair amount. The barrel seemed like it had a lot of tickets in it. There were five guns on the raffle. The first person drawn was a ticket that Dave Boeckermann had sold. Cool. Then there went the second gun. Then the third. Then when they drew the fourth ticket which was for a Browning 12 gauge pump, they said my Dad's name. Very cool. So I went up there and claimed it for him. Since we live in a third world country, I have to go register the gun. So I'm standing there waiting to register the gun and the guy doing the registering asks me if that's my gun. I tell him it's my Dad's. Then Ellie walks up with a nice little 17 cal bolt action rifle. It's the fifth gun on the raffle. She said Jerry, my step-Dad, had won it. Now I'm standing there with two guns to register. The guy asks me again, who's gun is the 12 gauge? I tell him it's my Dad's. Then he asks me about the other gun. I tell him it's my step-dad's. It was all very amusing. So long story short, if you're not my Dad or step Dad you're out of luck this round. But don't worry, I'll give you another chance next year. Thanks to all that did buy a ticket from me.

Farewell to Billy

This past Friday night David Boeckermann Jr. had to do the sad sad task of putting his dog Billy down. Billy was a good good dog. He was a big brute but a gentle giant. If he knocked you down it was by pure accident. He was an excellent hunter and loved by all. Unfortunatly Billy had a very large tumor in his throat that was pressing against his esophagus. It was quite sudden and a huge shock because no one knew he had the tumor. Billy is pictured here, far left, chewing on a bone. Also partaking in a treat is his daughter Maggie (far right) and grandaughter Abby in the center. Bye Bill Doe, we'll miss you.

My friends Kurt and Robin Hopp are proud new grandparents. Avery Elizabeth was born last Friday and weighed in at only 4 pounds 14 ounces. But she's growing really fast. She's up over 5 pounds now. She's pictured here with her cousins Oliva and Molly.

Fellowship last night was a flop. Makita, Bill and myself were the only people that showed. Stella did tell me that her and Mac weren't coming but I still don't know what happened to Jen and Nick.

My friend Bobbi is out of ICU. She has a trach and can't speak but as soon as the swelling goes down in her throat they will remove that. So things are looking a lot better for her right now.

Wednesday Update

Last night Makita, myself, Kurt and Robin Hopp went up to Pequot Lakes and met up with Mark and Pat Neurauter. Mark and Pat were down from Bemidji staying at Breezy Point for a few days. We hadn't seen Mark and Pat for quite sometime. We had a couple drinks and a nice visit.



Dad came over Monday and installed my new bedroom closet doors. It worked out great because it was a holiday (Presidents Day) and I didn't have to work. So he could make all the noise he needed to get the job done. And a job it was. The opening is all out of whack and needed a lot of "adjusting". I think it looks great. In the spring, when it's a little warmer out, I'll take the doors outside and stain them.

This Saturday is the Aitkin Pheasants Forever Banquet. Makita and I will go over and help out as we have in the past. Maybe I'll get some better pictures for the website.

The Daytona 380

Matt Kenseth won his first Daytona 500 race in 380 miles. Rain stopped the race after 152 laps of a 200 lap race. Boring, snoring. Jr. had problems all day. Not with the car but with his driving. He missed his pit all together once. Another time he was penalized for rolling past his pit box. He was pissed and he took it out on Brian Vickers and caused a 10 car wreck. Jr. finished 27th. Jimmy Johnson sucked all day. He finished 31st. Jeff was consistent and up front all day. He could have won if they hadn't stopped the race. Jeff finished 13th. Mark Martin finished 16th. Best part of the race was when Kyle Bush wrecked his car.

Jeff Wins 1st Duel

Yesterday Jeff Gordon won his 5th career Duel and his 1st race in over a year. Jeff will start in the 3rd position Sunday. That's Nascar baby!

Best part of yesterdays race was Jeff raced Tony Stewart right to the end for the win. Tony Stewart SUCKS. I had to get that in for all my friends and family that think he's all the shit. Here's some more news for you dips: Tony is driving a Hendrick car with a Henrick engine. But at least he's back in a Chevy. Tony will start 5th Sunday.

Anyone that knows anything about stockcar racing at all, knows about this asshole: Kyle Bush. Kyle won the second duel yesterday. Crash already would ya? Puke.

Tonight is the Camping World Truck race. I think I'll be rooting for Johnny Sauter in the #13 Chevrolet Silverado driving for ThorSport Racing. Johnny will be starting 9th tonight. I'll also be keeping an eye on the Randy Moss teams of Mike Skinner in the Toyota #5, starting in 5th and Tayler Malsam in the Toyota #81, starting in the 11th spot.

"Boogity, Boogity, Boogity. Let's Go Racing Boys!

Get off Your Ass Kim

This winter has been very long and I've been sitting at a desk the entire time. It was below zero all of December and January and I didn't get out and do anything. So it's time to get off my ass. This past week I bought an elliptical to work out on. Let's hope it pays off.


The ice auger finally got fixed. Runs like a champ and has a new recoil. Problem is that you can't get on the lakes anymore. There is two or more feet of water standing on top of the ice. Unless that freezes again there'll be no ice fishing this year.

A couple days ago Bobbi got off the respirator and started breathing on her own again. This was very good news. I'm hopeful she will continue to get better and better.


Today is the Gatorade Duel which consists of two 150-mile races, and serves as a qualifying race for the Daytona 500. The finishing order in the two 150-mile races determine the starting lineup for the Daytona 500 held on Sunday. The pole winner and the front outside position was already determined last weekend during the Bud Shootout. Martin Truex is on the pole and Mark Martin, now a Hendrick driver in the Kellogg's #5 car, is starting second. Hey notice they both have "Martin" in their names. Weird.

Nascar has a full weekend planned in Daytona with a Friday night Camping World truck race, a Saturday afternoon Nationwide race and of course the Superbowl of stock car racing, the Sprint Cup Daytona 500 on Sunday. I guarantee you won't find me on any stupid elliptical. More than likely you'll find me in my stretchy pants with ample beer and chips.

Last night the Minnesota Wild beat the Colorado Avs at home. Sad sad night. Wild is doing really well in comparison to the Avs. I may start rooting for them. That usually does a team in.

Bob's Farewell Party

As Bob prepares to go to Afganistan on March 7th, Joy gathered their friends and neighbors together for a farwell party. It was a big hit. There was a lot of people there. Joy did a fabulous job with the whole event.
I'm sure whatever he's talking about is full of bull.
Some of the girls got to dancing at one point. It looked like everyone was having fun. We got back to Bob's somewhere around 2am.