Monday, May 07, 2007

The Freak'n Grass Doesn't Grow


Not one blade. I've been trying like crazy. Nothing. I'm no horiculturist that's for sure. Now the old stuff around the "new" stuff is really high and needs mowing (probably due to all the watering I've been doing for the "new" grass). So I'm going to have to walk on the new stuff to mow the old stuff. Did I mention I don't have a lawn mower? Well I don't. I need to get one. The old one took a crap on me last fall. Do they take lawn mowers at the dump? I sure hope so. Did I tell you that six bags of garbage costs $21 at the dump? ROBBERY. And there's more trips to be had. I'm getting closer to listing the house. Even if the grass doesn't grow. They'll have to use their imagination to picture grass.

And then there's the garage sale this weekend. Don't even get me started on it. I hate it. And I'll tell you this.... if it doesn't sell off to the dump with it. Even at $3.50 per bag. Oh and get this I put this itty bitty ad in the paper for the garage sale to run two days and it was $28.00. It's almost cheeper to take the crap directly to the dump and forget the headaches of the sale.

And lastly....does the lawn mower in the clipart above look more like a vacuum? Wierd bag on it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Aitken sound better and better? See ya next week!

Anonymous said...

As a matter of fact, Aiktin is starting to sound pretty darn good. Can't wait to see you again!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah - the lawnmower does look like it has a vacuum cleaner bag on it. See you Sunday!

Anonymous said...

Aitkin??? If you moved to Aitkin you wouldn't be a Redneck anymore, you would be a Hillbilly. There is a big difference.

God forbid!

The family trees in Aitkin look like telephone poles.

In Aitkin the people don't watch any home improvement shows, they watch the Red Green Show, for helpful hits!

I hope you give this some thought.

Take care,
Lucky