Blasted Crap

Well my brand new lawnmower took a crap. It starts but won't run (and yes it has gas in it).

Here's my personal ad: SWF looking for SMALL ENGINE MECHANIC. I like long walks in the woods, beer, fishing, blah freak'n blah and could use a handyman with some knowledge of engines.

Mothers, listen to me, don't send your kids to band and football. Unless you think your little darling is going to turn out to be Louis Armstrong or Jerry Rice, forget about it. Both useless in the long run. And I'm pretty sure hockey is in that category as well. Fixen shit is where it's at. Shop class. Now that's useful. Building stuff = very helpful. Running, jumping, hitting balls, throwing balls, blowing horns = not so helpful.

My son Mike did fix my broken window motor in my truck (thanks little darling) and mount my GPS bracket on my ATV (very helpful) but I have no hope in him fixing my lawn mower. And Makita...hummmm ... I guess he can play a trombone, (now if that doesn't scream rainbow).